F L A M E

DAMN STRAIGHT

IN DESPERATE TIMES man can open the gates to their truest potential in, say, a life or death situation. Such adrenaline grants a human that rare power, to find true strength, pure ingenuity. Awkwardly skewering an uncooked cheese sandwich in place, he held the whole edifice out, an offering to the dark on a longer pike.

In the deep amber glow of Charizard’s tail, the buttered bread glistened.

“Fry this for me ‘n you get half.”

@honoxtokage

Charizard glared with both a judging and frustrated look. This wasn't a fair deal at all! Ash's stomach was MUCH smaller, so Charizard should be getting MORE than him. 

Good! Just make sure the other pokémon don’t cause a ruckus. All the festivities might get them too excited.

Oh, well he was intending on seeing them anyway.

Would you like to volunteer as a staff helper with the pokeémon?

Shit, he wasn’t actually alone.

Shit, they saw the whole thing!

…

He’s never going to live this one down, is he?

“. . .”

“Charizard-”

Tagged by: @radiantxhero

open curtains | closed blinds

stray dog | house cat people | pets - neither outside | inside half-empty | half-full TV | radio sing | dance shoes | sandals cash | credit hike | drive casual | elegant center | corner sword | shield airplane | boat garnished | plain

extra salt | extra pepper

School breaks here bitches so let’s get this show on the road!

“Wait, but didn’t I-”