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I feel attacked right now

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well

I will be liveblogging my 20 hour road trip

Some fu,cking birds

Back home

This is a baby asking this to other babies

I completely forgot what McDonald’s was

yall r still mad at your high school english teachers for making u analyze shakespeare or hemingway to teach you the most basic understanding of metaphor and themes in art. thats a good thing dude. if people on here were more literate in that stuff we wouldnt have like. reylo shippers