Hong Lu

I am not a plumber! I will not par-take in such a... laborous activity such as that~! I for one do not have proper qualifications nor do I even wish to touch such a nasty leakage!

WHAAAA???? PRITHEE, HOW MIGHT SUCH A THING EVEN WORK??? AS A MAN, NOT ONLY ART YOU UNABLE TO DO SUCH A THING, BUT I AM A BLOODFIEND??? I AM QUITE CONFUSED BY THIS ANON?

Like that'll stop you from trying, my dear~!

How dost thou think that thy was born? I shall teach you the ways, mine kindred.

FATHER, WHAT??? YOU ADOPTED ME???

WHAT DOST SUCH A REACTION MEAN, FATHER???? HUH???? WE ARE BLOODFIENDS???? WE CANNOT GET PREGNANT, NOR IMPREGNATE OTHERS???? 'TIS BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE????

there is still a lot you need to learn, Sancho...

WHA??? FATHER, WHAT DOST THOU MEAN??? I- I THOUGHT IT 'TWAS POSSIBLE FOR A BLOODFIEND SUCH AS MYSELF TO CARRY A CHILD??? IT IS, CORRECT???

it takes a lot of work and precision, but yes! you can! I have seen many of times of Bloodfiend reproduction in La Manchaland!

...I care not for the details, father. I have heard stories of how painful the process is. And I wish not to carry a child, unless such a thing was desired by mine beloved... I may perhaps consider it, but not for a long while. In many, many, years. Possibly never. Most likely never.

We do it separately than how humans do it. we take our blood, and create. while creating a sentient being is hard, and takes precision and time. what you would need to do is take you and some of your beloved's blood, and concentrate it into a being. similar to how I made Rocinante. the child's species completely relies on you.

...much preferable to other methods. However, I do not think I would like to be a mother anytime soon. Possibly ever. Nicolina and Curiambro shall remain the closest you have to grandchildren possibly forever.

ah, make your decision soon, mine kindred.. no matter how sad... human lifespans are regrettably short.

...such a thing is true. Unless it was a situation similar to that of Lady Bari, where one was able to expand their lifespan to such a long while...

ah, who am I to bring down the mood! Peg him if you want to, he's your mate! haha!

...father. What dost thou mean by "mate"? Humans, nor Bloodfiends, "mate" with another?

my apologies... that's what they called it, long ago...

SINCE WHEN DID HUMANS REFER TO ONE ANOTHER AS MATES? YOU ARE NOT MANY CENTURIES OLDER THAN MINESELF IN THE SLIGHTEST??

maybe it was the type of humans I've been around.

...father. Thou art concerning me. Prithee, what humans were you spending time around...?

that.... is a tale for another day.

WHAAAA???? PRITHEE, HOW MIGHT SUCH A THING EVEN WORK??? AS A MAN, NOT ONLY ART YOU UNABLE TO DO SUCH A THING, BUT I AM A BLOODFIEND??? I AM QUITE CONFUSED BY THIS ANON?

Like that'll stop you from trying, my dear~!

Hmm. I am quite a fan of those little cookies, with the cream in between them- "Oreos" they are called. I'd like those, please, and thank you!