winter is coming

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

legolas’s mother is absent or never mentioned.

legolas is scared of the dark.

legolas is giddy in the woods.

legolas sleeps with his eyes open.

legolas talks to trees.

legolas can go long periods without food.

legolas says that he will “go to find the sun.”

legolas is green. (we are mistaken in thinking that his tunic is not an inherent part of him.)

legolas weighs very little

greenleaf

logical conclusion: legolas is a photosynthesizer, most likely of domain eukarya and kingdom plantae (judging by the fact that we can see him he is likely multicellular but we mustn’t rule out the possibility of legolas being unicellular)

reasoning (the numbers on the lists are connected):

his mom is a plant

photosynthesizers need light

plants like being with other plants

his eyes = stomata (why they look so weird sometimes)

trees talk to trees (remember fangorn?)

photosynthesizers make their own food

photosynthesizers have an intimate relationship with the sun

chlorophyll = green

plants do not weigh a lot

plant