tits out for tlk season 5

started this last night - def a WIP - some are just for season one, so far only s1 characters in here!! but i’m going to be adding to this as my rewatch continues. HMU if you’re playing and want a drinking buddy!! ((i am aware it is Sunday so i will also reblog on Friday))

•“Shield. Wall” - take a drink

•Uhtred fucks - take a drink

•Alfred a lil slutty sinner - take a drink

•Beocca covers for uhtred/vouches for him - take a drink

•“Arseling” - take a drink

•Uhtred gets baptized - finish your drink

•Major death - take a shot

•New hair do - take a shot

•Brida is a pain in the ass but is right - take a drink

•Whenever someone baths (they each shower like once a year) - take a drink

•Face tattoo - take a drink

•“Uhtred son of uhtred” - take a drink (so the beginning of every episode lol)

•Aethelwold is drunk - take a drink

•Beocca gives amazing advice - take a drink

•They play tug of war - take a drink

•Leofric side smile- take a drink

•Brida put a branch in anyone’s ass - take a shot

•Earl Guthrum is interested in Christianity- take a drink

•Leofric is in the scene but gets no lines cause the writers are stupid - take a shot

Uhtred:

I want to thank everyone so much for making me so welcome on tumblr this last year. You're all wonderful people and ily all.

Tagging some of my mutuals who've made this year special: @maggiescarborough @geekandbooknerd @lauwrite1225 @iliveiloveiwrite @marv-llous @flowers-in-your-hayr @emilyhufflepufftlk @solinarimoon @morosemagick @fangirlings-things @the-makingsofgreatness @finantheagile @osferth @poguesmaybank @magravenwrites @northumbria @ucancallmechlo @othermoony @whenimaunicorn

Unfortunately I can't tag all my mutuals, but I hope you know that you're all amazing and I honestly love you all 💜💕

“Probably Finan,” I said.

“It’s Lord Uhtred,” Finan said at the same moment.

Bernard Cornwell - The Pagan Lord

Who’s your first favorite ship in TLK??

But no honestly I love them and the idea of them being together I really hope the writers do well by them.

I am also going to bring Æthelflæd into this; Eadith is kind of similar to Æthelflæd in my opinion. After basically being treated like shit by Æthelred it’s kind of ironic and nice to see that they were able to find comfort from Uhtred and Finan.

The chemistry is there there’s no denying that.