getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

We should wear each other's clothes...

We should make each other weirder and we should complicate each other's truths and we should harmonize like fire alarms and we should reduce each other to meat. We should try it

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones