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i can’t believe there’s people out there that actually enjoy dr pepper like they deadass think ‘u know what would hit the spot rn... bbq water’ that’s so fucked up

the goosebumps theme song has no business slapping as hard as it does

[clown shoes slapping] hey

this is a very specific genre but i wanna stay on the side of tiktok where women rate the fish in men’s dating profile pics.. fishtok if u will

hey :)

if u were a rustic-chic sign in a suburban mom’s home what would it say? i’m leaning towards ‘bless this mess’ for myself personally

i think i know what a traffic light looks like until i have to prove i’m not a robot

why does it sound like a war zone inside every single mcdonald’s