Incorrect JD quotes because yes

Young Jack: *crying* daddy! Mommy called me the B word!

Mihaly: I think I’m gonna start wearing my binder again. And I want to learn how to put on mascara

Jack: I…I’ve done nothing with my life….I’m a failure…

Rosaria: why are threesomes only for sex

Eteria: I typed your symptoms in the search thingy and it says you might have "network connectivity problems".

General Jae: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Rosaria: Ah, Hello again! We really need to stop meeting like this.

Ruben: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Stell, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip—

Night Swan: Jack, violence is never the answer

Rosaria: Is that a hickey?

Magma: *sees Thund and Stell walk into the room holding hands* So who finally confessed?

Wake me up Coach: You love me right?

Polo: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it, so I wrote him a letter that just said “Get out of my school.”

Night Swan: It's not that I don't care about you but if you died it wouldn't be much of an inconvenience...

Wanderlust: *hands Jack a water bottle*