hello hello hi!

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

let’s fuck this thing

Haha your man told me my pussy reminds him of windows vista.. user friendly , glossy, skeuomorphic, frutiger aero and just good.

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix