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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

conclave pr team inconsolable rn. if this happened 2 months ago they would have had that oscar in the bag

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

later you find out that applecock is like a) the nicest lady in the world, b) in her late fifties and c) is a well respected senior member of a career you didn't know existed like head mop taxonomist or chief piano refurbishment factor or secretary of racehorses and suddenly a few of the comments in the longest orgy scene are even funnier.

It's been 5 years.

Let me love you like this...