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Hello! this is where we will post some homestuck scenarios! There's Mod Figgy (was mod dirk), Mod Venom, Mod Violet, and Mod Raltz! Feel free to share your own scenarios, ideas, and headcanons with us! If you want your ask to be private, put a * next to it. All ships are accepted, Tricksters, Quadrants, God Tiers, Nsfw, Sfw and multiple AU's! |MODS BLOGS- mod figgy, mod venom, mod raltz, and mod violet|

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Kankri: This may seem weird t9 say, 6ut I really like P9rrim.

Cronus: you really like porn wvhat

Kankri: N9, THAT’S N9T WHAT I SAID AT ALL!

#based on another true conversation hngfjfdj #homestuck #kankri vantas #cronus ampora #mod venom #dancestors #source: original

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Cronus: i havwe crippling depression

Meenah: i have crippling awesomeness 38D

Cronus: no one understands me

#homestuck #meenah peixes #cronus ampora #mod venom #text #source: original

John: i'm not sure why every time someone says flirty, i always get it mixed up with horny.

Dirk: Dude, you know that those are technically two different things. Also, how the fuck do you get them mixed up?

John: i don't know. but horny and flirty are also kind of the same thing.

Dirk, laughing a little: Yeah, I'm aware of that.

#based on a true conversation from yours truely hhhhng #mod dirk #im still dying ho w #dirk strider #incorrect quotes #source: my fucking conversation w a friend #john egbert #homestuck #text #original

Dave: home is where the heart is

Rose: What about Karkat?

Dave: karkat who

Rose: You're unbelievable.

Dave: your judgmental accusations of me being crazy is unbelievable

#original idea from my friend #mod tuni #text post #dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck

Dave: Hey how much money do you have?

John: I only have 69 cents.

Dave: *snickers* Oh you know what that means.

John: I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets....

#homestuck:#john egbert #dave strider #homestuck beta kids #Mod Raltz #hello all we live #chat #source: vine

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promo

hey, there’s a rlly neat imagine/scenario blog that has homestucks and other fandoms! it’s @randomnessunicorn-imagine

be sure to check their blog out! thx <3

#promo #randomness-unicorn #randomnessunicorn-imagine #text #mod tuni

Hello~I hope I am not disturbing you. This is my imagines blog where I do scenarios for Homestuck and other fandoms. So, can I ask for a promo? Thank you very much, any way~ ( @randomnessunicorn-imagine )

oh, youre not disturbing me at all!

yes, ill give ya a promo (and i might even check out the blog, too :0 )thanks for asking

~mod tuni

#mod tuni #ask #promo #randomness-unicorn

Karkat: UGH. HONESTLY, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHY IT’S SO HARD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING!! LIKE I WAS SUPER PUMPED TO DO THIS BULLSHIT BUT I GUESS MY THINK PAN GAVE UP BEFORE MY BODY COULD EVEN FUCKING COMPREHEND.

Dave: yeah maybe youre overthinking this and getting all worked up over it

John: yeah, dave’s right. as a suggestion, maybe you should try to find something to make that inspiration spark up again.

Karkat: WOW, WHEN DID DUMBASS GET SO SMART ALL OF A SUDDEN. JOHN, WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO SOMEHOW “INSPIRE” ME SO I CAN GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH?

John: uh…

Dave: arent there books and shit around here

John: yeah! i think so.

John: try to look through here, karkat. maybe you’ll be able to find something.

Karkat: *glimpses up at them, proceeds to pick up the book and repeatedly ram the book onto his face, screaming*

Dave: dude calm the fuck down

Karkat: IS THIS WORKING???? I CAN FEEL THE FUCKING INSPIRATION FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS!!!

Dave: youre being overly dramatic

John: *sighs heavily*

Dave: this is going to be a long day

#mod tuni #john #john egbert #dave #dave strider #karkat #karkat vantas #homestuck #homestuck john #homestuck dave #homestuck karkat #original #text #beta troll #beta kids #homestuck beta kids #homestuck beta trolls

John and Karkat meeting.

John: Hi nice to meet you, i'm John!

Karkat: HI IM DISGUSTED *walks away*

#john egbert #karkat vantas #homestuck #homestuck beta trolls #homestuck beta kids #Mod Raltz #ay my first post here lol

Sollux: I fucking hate this chair, it's so uncomfortable

Aradia: I hate living, it's so uncomfortable

Sollux: Why do you do this?

Sollux: Why won't you let me be happy for once?

#homestuck #homestuck trolls #homestuck beta trolls #homestuck aradia #homestuck sollux #aradia #aradia megido #sollux #sollux captor #mod violet #chat #original

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Meenah: Yeah, I want some lemonade

Damara: Don't you mean you want to get..lemon laid? Hahaha..

Meenah: Aren't you like 9?

Damara: Bitch I'm 11

#meenah peixes #meenah #damara megido #damara #homestuck damara #homestuck meenah #homestuck #homestuck trolls #homestuck dancestors #mod violet

Condesce: I will cull all you mutant bloods!

Signless: Nuh uh honey you ain't killin none of mah children. Not today, not tomorrow, none of em

Condesce: ....

#mod violet #her imperious condescension #the signless #homestuck #homestuck ancestors #chat #original

Dave: ok so since theres now two vantas i cant tell which one is worse

Karkat: DAVE, WE ALL OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHO’S THE WORSE HERE. IT’S THAT BLABBERING FUCK OVER THERE! *points over at Kankri*

Kankri: I 6eg t9 differ.

Dave: what about those numerous times you've rambled and even argued to yourself because of your past and future selves interrupting your pointless rambles?

Karkat: OK, DAVE, THAT SHIT DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT!

Dave: are you sure?

Dave: cause it sure as hell seems like both of yall are alike in one way or another just saying

Kankri, nodding: Hm, quite p9ssi6ly.

Karkat: DON’T FUCKING AGREE WITH HIM

#mod tuni #ending off scenarios like this can be quite difficukt #homestuck #original #text #karkat #kankri #dave #karkat vantas #kankri vantas #dave strider

Dirk: Don’t hit me, baka~ (>A

Karkat: ENOUGH WITH THAT WEEABO SHIT

#eyy its our first post #mod tuni #homestuck #text #dirk #dirk strider #karkat #karkat vantas #original

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