alpha dave fictive confession incoming: i miss my lil bro but i never know how to approach the ones i see or if theyd even care about me. i have multiple timelines but rn the vibes are oh my god ive missed this kid all my life while he wasnt even born yet and now that were actually alive at the same time even if shits a lil different i wanna talk to him now that i can yk? but i just dk how to reach out or how id even act so here i stay smh
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concept: the strilondes as vampires in an old and crumbling castle. the candlelight flickers. there is no food on the table, and the plates, while impeccable, are long untouched. a decision hangs in the air, and there is a distinct feeling that something will change very soon.
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Some troll biology headcanons in this year of troll jegus 2022
More thoughts under readmore:
1) I don't think trolls have an exoskeleton by any means, but I like to think that the developing of their bodies was such that they have growth lines that range from very faint like the ones on the Dolorosa's stomach to the segmentation lines still visible on most parts of the Psiioniic (with the thought process being that more of his development biologically was put into psion powers than other physical development). The most subtle of these growth lines are still visible maybe under different types of light than what their moons offer (I imagine most of them are made to see off of the light reflecting off of their moons than the sun, for obvious reasons) or through bio-illumination like rainbow drinkers have (or maybe also seadwellers) and these growth lines are like the natural lines humans have that can't be perceived, and this being where trolls got symbols from, simplifications of the patterns of their bodies.
2) Lots of troll biology isn't really bug-y enough for me and I like to supplement that in thinking about grubscars and pincers and things like that, like the texture imagined for their horns is the same texture as you would see on horned beetles, those big smooth exoskeleton-like horns and pincers, maybe they could even be crushed with enough force? The idea of trolls like Equius having more of a situation of having his horn's outer shell snapped through than it being like a solid antler or horn is a neat idea, like a crunching of a thick outer layer.
3) In the way of liking bug things for trolls specifically, I'm very invested in the idea of "grub scars" as they would be come to known as a residual pupal form almost, like the last thing on their body that is still pupating so it's just the last remnants of their grubal form on their bodies. On some people, they simply go away after a while, especially on trolls dmab, and actually settle out into "scars" that are just evidence of them having been on their bodies, whereas on others, they harden and are a fixture that is raised off of their bodies where wings develop over time, the scars wrapping around to the center of the back and opening if/when they actually grow out wings, rather than them just coming out of nowhere.
4) Additionally, with the evolutionary proclivity towards rainbow drinkers, the concept arises of them having pincers sharp enough and fast enough to puncture skin that are stored under their cheeks, with additional muscle for the darting "bite". This would make jade blood cheeks raised and hard.
5) Really just nailing down the bug thing, I just really like the idea of them having hard carapacian fingers that tend to be shaped like claws (maybe also toes? I don't work on feet often in this chilis) as well as mostly ear holes rather than the types of ears we typically have. Any ear shape would mostly be for keeping hair out of the way, and hearing has a lot more to do with picking up vibrations through possibly the horns or body than actually catching sound waves with the ear shape.
6) I have a LOT of thoughts about color coding and how it works in Alternia, but the most important thing in my mind immediately is that white is something that is rarely seen on trolls themselves, which is probably because in order to have white clothing they would have to get it directly from lusi, who are huge and dangerous. I have LOTS more thoughts about how white clothing would be seen or even obtained in a world where it seems that white as a clothing base for dyeing into other colors seems relatively unobtainable (with more privileged trolls only having solid colored clothing and other trolls mostly having black and grey in their wardrobes), but the coding of color would probably have people think that pure white, especially in a world that takes place at night, would probably be seen as othering and dangerous, with it likening people to lusi as well as "here I am I am very easy to see". When you live in a violent society, allowing yourself to be seen means you can handle yourself and that means you must be dangerous to be drawing attention. Hence, rainbow drinkers glowing bright white.
7) I like to think psionics work as a positive and negative charge, and dance across the body in that format, between the red and blue, and would, as a result, lead to there being different circulations of that power on opposite sides of the body, with the coloration. You see this with the eyes and powers on psionic trolls, but I also like to think that if you retain damage from using psionics, that the scars you develop would then have that coloration from that half of the body, then applying to the face first, and reaction to restraints (like the ones seen on the Psiioniic during his.... um...... employment by HIC)
8) Thinking about grubs, I really like the idea of them having little soft white horns that haven't quite developed yet because they're so small, otherwise I can't imagine the grub pools are very fun, to say the least. Little pincers surround the mouth and aid putting food in as leggies are mostly used for very basic movement and, more importantly, hearing. Ears aren't on the head until after pupation, and instead located on the legs as they need to pick up environmental vibrations. This leads to the few instances of a troll raising a grub usually including speaking to the child's stomach or little grabbers, and adult trolls raised by other trolls finding hands important, listening intently to others by holding their face in their hands even though they no longer hear that way. It paints a striking, abnormally friendly, otherworldly concept of The Signless' adult life and adds a neat little cultural phenomenon to his approach. I like the idea of reaching out to someone or having your hands out in a pleading way be a deeply personal way of listening to the other person in a culture that hasn't developed what would be a common practice of this because of its lack of humanity.
idk tell me your thoughts if you read literally a quarter of this I have way too many
btw idk anything about astrology whenever i see anything about the signs being sorted i assume it's based on their homestuck troll characteristics. to. this. day. like i know it's about real astrology stereotypes but mine are different. i have homestuck astrology stereotypes.
Rose is canadian, and her favorite childhood candy was smarties. to this day, she swears that she has no idea how her friends had a childhood without Halloween smarties. she's also big on ms vickies chips, but only the weird flavours. (no i am not biased at all but if you don't like ms vickies sour cream and sweet chili chips fuck you)
john's case file notes: are just "this file doesn't have all the information, which is that i love them so, actually, i *don't* think they blugeoned that man to death in cold blood." we stan a roaring 20's himbo. also terezi and latula's parents were a sucessful lawyer and a crime reporter- Mr. and Mrs. Redglare Pyrope, although Mrs. Pyrope wrote under the byline "Ms. Pyral Sprite"
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it might also be partially narrated by WQ, and sollux is a clockwork toymaking peddler to help support mituna's stay and treatments at Holy Dolorosa's Home for the Infirm, and Feferi, who's publicly courting Eridan out of obligation, ends up falling for him and having a changed outlook on life and the idea that caring for people means respecting their dignity too in later chapters. i should have the first chapter out today or tomorrow on ao3 and tumblr! -rose lalonde
so i've returned to that mystery story at long last, and i'm making it a little less murder-grimdark and a little more "fun murder mystery", which is fun! also i made the seadwellers european nobility with feferi as either a princess or countess and eridan as either a duke or a prince. i don't know where they should be from, but i'm probably just going to leave that unspecified bc i Cannot Be Bothered.
YESYESYES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO CONTINUE THIS
me writing a new au: haha everyone look at the little undead nerd!! look, he's got glasses, a tortured history with the sea, and a fuckin scarf lol!! anyways i really like writing dark mermaid lore. like if this homestuck character (guess who lol) can't undo the spell that made him human before the summer solstice he'll shatter into bloody, salted seafoam and seashell shards, and his only friends (and later, ~lovers~) are a disgraced gamer, a sad ballerina, and a mermaid princess- rolal
rose, eridan, and feferi all enjoy scented candles. rose and cronus get along with eachother surprisingly well- rose finds the extra-ness of cronus comforting, bc it reminds her of her brother, and cronus respects the aesthetic she's got going. also, is equius, like a horse guy? also, why is he so wet? i don't like that. gamzee enjoys camping, but he doesn't know how to set up a tent so he just sleeps on the ground and calls it a night. the first time jade put on heels, she broke her ankle.
you're so right with all of these, thank you.
equius is a horse guy, yes, and he's very sweaty. and racist. and short.
homestuck characters that would give good hugs: tavros. he is kind-hearted and babey. gamzee: he's chill. very limby. rose: there are like 3 people in the universe that she's comfortable with hugging, but they're good hugs. john: a sweetheart and also had a non-dysfunctional childhood. characters that give bad hugs: eridan: pointy and uncomfortable with hugs. equius: i think he's like wet and racist or something. dave: hug? what's that? it's sad. karkat: no talk me i angy meme. -you know who
edit, if i may?: gamzee just kinda drapes over you and calls it a day. eridan just stands there like :| until you stop hugging him. dave saw a tv show where two characters hugged, so he says he has experience. honestly? karkat would say he doesn't want a hug, but he does.
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once dave and rose were arguing and rose said "oh shut up and go listen to twin size mattress by the front bottoms or something" and then he did and he cried and it was a very uncomfortable experience for them both. rose thinks her music taste is awesome but everyone else thinks it's terrible until she recommends them a song that Speaks To Them. she judges it more like poetry than music tbh. jake likes rocket ships by cavetown and learned to play the ukelele. dirk likes discord, that brony song.
part 4/4 dirk's turn. i'm not doin too hot rn tbh. sorry abt the little outburst. roxy: a-line dress in like,,, light orange, like coral-ish? i fuckin hate orange idk dude. mesh sweetheart neckline. rose: darker orange, 20's style? beaded and with fringe at the hem. dave: white shirt, orange overalls and orange bow tie. sleeves probably rolled up. dirk: white button-up, black vest, orange tie. goodnight, nightvale, that is all.
these are awesome, and now i wanna draw them.
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