"maybe I am inert"

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Filing cases on comedians, the real threats to national security and integrity, obviously

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

there are a lot of Extremely Married moments in good omens, but I maintain that the Most Married moment is when crowley says out of nowhere, “ducks! they’re what water slides off.” and aziraphale heaves a deeply put-upon sigh and says, “….just drive the car.”

a close runner up is when Aziraphale wants to do magic at Warlock’s birthday party and Crowley just goes, “Make you disappear”, and Aziraphale’s not put out in the slightest

and third place goes to “Oh Lord, heal this bike”

“Not you, I know what you smell like.”

For me it’s always the bit on the airfield where Aziraphale is going “I was technically on apple tree duty–” and setting up for a very long explanation akd Crowley just looks at him and makes a little gesture and shakes his head a bit with “Sweetheart this is really not the time” written all over him.

I feel like at some point this post will have just listed every exchange they have

The soft "Get in, angel"

hamlet production where everything is the same but rosencrantz and guildenstern keep switching outfits in every scene

@shakespeare-guy-anon i have a feeling you'll buy front row tickets to this