me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-
my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?
me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and
my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember
me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-
my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me
me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu
my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel
me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,
my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?
me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,
my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?
me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........
Hope you know this post got actual women in their 30s in my dms asking me to explain skibidi and tung tung sahur to them. And yes. It went exactly how you expected. So thanks for that
