heavenly bodies make the devil uncomfortable

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.