Jason Fucking Todd

Batman: We don’t kill people. It doesn’t matter how evil they are.

[pm] Pot, meet kettle.

[pm] Good comeback, kid. 

[pm] It’s right up there next to how you like your coffee and the way you grinned after mastering that doublè somersault.

[pm] Your brain’s memorization capacity amazes me.

[pm] It’s hardly new for you to be messing with me, so no, not completely. But it probably makes you think you have some nice ammunition.

[pm] The ammunition I’m getting is how far up your own ass your head is.

[pm] No I’m not, just stating a fact. I couldn’t possibly forget such an important fact about you.

[pm] I think favorite colors fall pretty low on importance factors when it comes to the facts about our lives.

[pm] Right, well if you’re not gonna call me ‘queer’ or ‘homo’ or say something offensive, you can go.

[pm] That’s why you think I’m messing with you?

[pm] Did you want anything or do you just have an alarm in your head that goes off when I’m happy?

[pm] It’s kind of a sixth sense. Brightens my day when yours dampens.

[pm] Someone’s testy.

But I do. That’s the problem.

You can go ahead and think that, Timmy Boy. 

Only every chance you get.

It’s like you don’t even know me at all.

Stop trying to mess with me, Jason. It’s not gonna work.

Why would I ever dream of messing with you, Timmy?

You never were very involved in her life, I don’t blame you for not knowing how close we were.

Sorry, but neither of us wanted to adopt you.