Laura's shit

just goes to show you how that tiny bit of creativity can change a lot

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

sorry to all my foot fetish followers but why the FUCK do people actually buy feet pics

just look down. you have them too.

some of y'all have never crossed moss covered river rocks to pick blackberries in the heat of midsummer and it shows

How to finish that last minute assignment

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

also a valid strategy

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

asmr open mic night

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!

You guys need to stop reeblogging beautiful vintage homes that are in Arkansas or whatever and are like 100K. I don’t care how beautiful and inxepensive they are. I’m not moving to Arkansas. 

somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

Its the wrong trousers gromit!