HILARIOUS Arthur Morgan & Dutch Voice Impressions Make Players DIE LAUGHING! starters
“ You know what we should do ?? ”
“ We should hang some people— ”
“ That always makes me feel better. ”
“ What’s your plan, ___? ”
“ ___ THAT’S MY MOTHER !! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MY MOTHER IN A CLOSED ROOM MAKING ANIMAL NOISES ?? ”
“ You’re goddamn right we are !! ”
“ We’re gonna hang ‘em till their necks look like slim jims !! ”
“ Oh my god— that’s terrifying !! ”
“ I’m the hanger, not the hang-ee !! ”
“ I KNOW HOW TO USE A ____, GOD DAMN IT, I KNOW HOW TO USE ANYTHING I LAY MY HANDS ON !! ”
“ ___, YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY, TURN AROUND !! ”
“ I need a god damn vasectomy. ”
“ I need a new god damn gang member. ”
“ Why are you always trying to replace me ?? ”
“ ___, you get your ass over here, I’m being kidnapped. ”
“ I’m being kidnapped again. ”
“ We’re gonna go save ____, he/she’s been kidnapped. ”
“ DO YOU WANT HELP OR NOT, ___ ?? ”
“ ___, I take it back, I NEED YOUR HELP !! ”
“ ___ where the hell are you ?? ”
“ ___ why do you keep cussing ?? ”
“ I’m not coming, I ran into a pole ___ ”
“ I ain’t drunk. ” / “ I ain’t drunk , god damn horse is stupid.”
“ I HAVE NOT LOOKED AT YOUR ASS !! ”
“ Did someone say I’m thicc ?? ”
“ Do you know where we’re going ?? ”
“ Do you have a plan ?? ”
“ Oh shit, ___ I lost you— ”
“ You…are the dumbest motherfucker alive ___. ”
“ (Hysterical giggling) ”
“ Oh my god there you are, holy shit— ”
“ ___ it’s raining over here and I lost my hat… ”
“ WHERE IS MYYYYY HAT ?? ”
“ ___ why do you have to make everything about you ?? ”
“ STOP PULLING ME OFF MY GOD DAMN HORSE !! ”
“ I never liked you anyways. ”
“ Wash your god damn socks every once in a while !! ”
“ I don’t wear socks, ___ !! ”
“ Were those skin flakes on your feet that looked like socks ?? ”
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