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GIR :

GIR : Fergalicious

Finally picked a design for my The Arcana apprentice, whoo

          EX-WIVES

“ Listen up! Let me tell you a story! ” 

“ We know you know our names and our fame and our faces! ”

“ History’s about to get overthrown! ”

“ You’re gonna find out how we got ... unfriended. ”

“ We’re taking you to court! ”

“ Every (family name) rose has its thorns. ”

“ You won’t try that again. ”

“ Yeah, I’m that sexy! ”

“ Why did I lose my head? ”

“ My sleeves my be green but my lipstick’s red! ”

“ The only one he truly loved... ”

“ Lock up your husbands , lock up your sons~ ”

“ I saw him to the end of his life ... ”

“ I bet you wanna know how I got this far. ”

           NO WAY

“ There’s no way. ”

“ I’ve never lost control no matter how many times you lied. ”

“ Had my golden rule : gotta keep my cool. ”

“ Even though you’ve had your fun running around with some pretty young THING !! ”

“ No matter what I heard , I didn’t say a word ... ”

“ I’ve put up with your shit like every single day !! ”

“ But now it’s time to shh and listen when I say ... ”

“ You must think that I’m crazy !! ”

“ You wanna replace me !! ”

“ So you read a bible verse that said I’m cursed -- ?? ”

“ My baby. ”

“ You’re just so full of shit !! ”

“ I won’t back down , won’t shh !! ”

“ And no , I’ll never leave. ”

“ No ?? ”

“ You’ve got nothing to say ?? ”

“ I’m not going away -- there’s no way !! ”

            DON’T LOSE UR HEAD

“ Grew up in the French court. ”

“ Oui , oui, bonjour !! ”

“ Life was a chore , so she set sail !! ”

“ Came straight to the UK. ”

“ I wanna dance and sing !! ”

“ Politics ?? Not my thing !! ”

“ You should try and get ahead. ”

“ He wanted me -- ha !! obvi-ously !! ”

“ And who was I kidding ?? I was prêt à manger. ”

“ You’re a nice guy , I’ll think about it maybe -- XO baby. ”

“ You sent him kisses ?? ”

“ I didn’t know I would move in with his missus !! ”

“ Get a life !! ”

“ You’re living with his wife ?? ”

“ What was I meant to do ?? ”

“ Sorry not sorry ‘bout what I said. ”

“ I’m just trying to have some fun !! ”

“ Don’t worry , don’t worry , don’t lose your head !! ”

“ Didn’t mean to hurt anyone. ”

“ If you want to be wed , make up your mind !! ”

“ It’s her or me chum , don’t wanna be some girl in a threesome. ”

“ Are you blind ?? ”

“ Don’t be bitter. ”

“ He doesn’t want to bang you , somebody hang you !! ”

“ Uh-oh !! ”

“ Here we go ... ”

“ I didn’t really mean it but--- ”

“ Rumors spiral. ”

“ Tried to elope, but the pope said nope !! ”

“ He got a promotion , caused a commotion. ”

“ The rules were so outdated !! ”

“ The two of us wanted to get X-rated. ”

“ It’s totes God’s will. ”

“ ___’s out, every night on the town, just sleeping around like--- what the hell ?? ”

“ If that’s how it’s gonna be , maybe I’ll flirt with a guy or three , just to make him jel !! ”

“ ____ finds out and he goes MENTAL !! ”

“ He screams and shouts like --- so judgmental !! ”

“ Just shut up !! ”

“ I wouldn’t be such a bitch if you could get it up ... ”

“ Is that what you said ?? ”

“ I’m pretty sure he means it !! ”