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hudson is an only child that was born to be someones irritating little brother and thats what his team provides for him

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weird little headcanon but i feel like knowing ilya and knowing what happened with his mama even if he Were to commit i think he’d try his best to make sure it’s not a loved one that finds him??? like i feel like its very in his character for him to call the ambulance on himself or something before pulling crazy shit bc he can’t fathom putting someone else thru that???? idk is this anything at all..
You know what? I’ve seen more hate for Hayden and JJ than I have seen Roger Crowell, Dallas Kent, and the rest of the Montreal team combined
Lmaooo

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HUDCON IN TORONTO??( OH WE ARE SO UP
sub top ilya is actually so good when you don’t have someone in your ear complaining about it being out of character
firm believer that while shane has his endorsements and is the face of every commercial, ilya is making a cameo in every action movie that'll have him. im talking fast and furious, mad max, pacific rim. he's a background character in a casino scene for one of the james bond movies. he's in fucking john wick. kingsman. godzilla. you name it. and he is proud of it, calls himself a movie star, "in more movies than rose landry!" just to get a rise out of shane. he's already ripped as fuck, anyway, he fits right in.
*this post brought to you by me specifically wanting ilya to have channing tatum's cameo in bullet train as "guy on the train who thinks the illegal crime dealings is a sex thing and wants to participate". i see that for him i really do. and then he'd get to meet benito, too.
alternatively: shane comes out to his parents. no mention of boyfriend. so best momager and agent of all time yuna hollander asks around, does some sleuthing, goes undercover online and surveys the land for the most successful queer hockey player other than her son. imagine her surprise when she discovers from multiple sources that ilya rozanov might be gay. she arranges ads and promotions and sponsors for shane and ilya to do jointly. she hopes they hit it off and get together - only the best for her baby ofc - and she not so subtly asks after ilya from shane when they have a joint thing or an event where they meet. she is hoping, manifesting, praying and buying spells on etsy to have the two best hockey players in her family.
meanwhile every time shane and ilya meet up they fuck nasty, and ofc shane does not understand why his mom suddenly become a bears fan...
i find it so funny how we collectively as a fandom have resorted to 'and shane is out of the house doing a commercial' as the one all-encompassing excuse for any post-TLG headcanon where they have to not be in the same place for plot reasons, because it's an actual mental gymnastic to conjure up any other circumstances where they would ever willingly be apart once married.

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every hollanov fic ive read totally ignores the existence the book svetlana in favor of show svetlana and i just think thats beautiful
A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because it’s inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping
Fic where Ilya gets caught on a hot mic saying something dirty to Shane on the ice but everyone thinks he was just being homophobic, so he gets in minor trouble with the league. And the public don't know what he actually said just that it was enough for the MLH to fine him and make him tweet something about hockey being for everyone, so it must have been bad. Maybe there's an unsubstantiated rumor that it was some more graphic version of telling a Montreal player to suck his dick.
But mostly everyone kind of forgets about it until the FanMail video drops and someone brings up Ilya being homophobic saying oh he must have been projecting and someone else goes wait hold up have we considered that he was talking to his boyfriend.
hollanov pr friendship is so special to me i need it played out more. i need them to have an absolute blast with confusing people whether they actually like each other. i want them to chirp at each other left and right but then also stand next to each other at the practice rink gossiping with their mouths covered. i want ilya to drop random shane lore he acquired that has everyone confused as to how close they are. i want shane to correct other people on their ilya opinions. i want everyone to wonder why these fuckers decide to sit eat hang out with each other all the time if they always piss the other off and then see them being the absolute safe space for the other and wonder when they got that close. i just want them to have a little fun with being close friends in public yk
just read hollanov smut where their safe word is Scott Hunter and honestly yeah that is infact #MyShilya and i am adopting that hc thank u very much

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I've seen some headcanons saying Shane is the strict parent, but consider,
Mr. Self control (on everything that's not his husband) wants his kids to experience everything he himself didn't,
"You want ice cream right now? Alright, just don't get it on anything, no kid of mine is avoiding food they like cause of some diet"
"You punched that kid cause he called you a freak? Fair enough there's some people I wish I punched for being rude to me"
"You want to keep skating? FAFO kid, gotta learn somehow"
This, hilariously, puts Ilya in the position of the strict parent (he doesn't want this position. He doesn't have a choice)
"Yes i know vegetables are gross, but you have to get at least some vitamins or you're going to lose vision"
"What do you mean you were following my example do you know how many of my original teeth I have?!"
They're a united front of course but Shane is actually a lot more relaxed while Ilya's cortisol keeps rising
more people in this fandom need to consider hollanov intercrural