pizzarrhea

^^^^^ for real!

guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations

reblog if you’re a rotting corpse

hey who took my poopy from my hole

babe are you ok? you barely touched your tumblr

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard

You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.

making my femboy bf get a pregnancy test every month and getting furiously angry and punching the walls when they all come back negative

Henry VIII

Windmills and lighthouses are cousins

Towers with jobs

And both can drive a man to madness.

Listen, they found a sealed sarcophagus made of lead, buried under a centuries-old cathedral in an ancient city built above catacombs lined with human bones. If that doesn’t sound cursed to you, I don’t know what will!