sorry if my heart a little slow

Maisy: okay but like the idea of you showing up with a post-workout smoothie for stevie hang-out time sounds super appealing! but maybe bring a pillow with you if you want to pick me up so you don't get hurt.

Maisy: the "funner" part. xD I could just imagine the entire convo halting periodically.

Maisy: that is true! i'm as sweet as they come.

Maisy: Awesome! we can make a date out of it!

Stevie: Good, because I like the sound of it too and if you didn't, me showing up might have seemed a WEE bit stalker-ish which I'm not about. I'll strap a pillow around my head just in case! You think I could pass it off as a hat?

Stevie: I forget funner isn't actually a word LOL it feels so much like one! Mackenna's fun but she's so stiff about stuff like that sometimes. You two make a funny duo.

Stevie: Sweeter than candy!

Maisy: picture for a compliment, i am down with this exchange. okay, you can't come to the gym with me, because i will not have you getting hurt! the gym is supposed to help with prolonging your life, keeping you healthy! and safe. lmao

Maisy: oh god, if mackenna saw that she would die.

Maisy: really?? you're smart as hell, stevie! everyone should be telling you that!

Maisy: it's nice to know you like me unchanged though. ❤ awesome!!! can I come with when you do it?

Stevie: Right? It makes so much sense! And good -- but hey, just because I can't go to the gym with you doesn't mean I can't pick you up outside the gym sometime though, like with a smoothie or something. Not that the sight of you in workout clothes isn't swoonworthy on its own but at least then I'd only faint on the pavement and have a higher chance of survival!

Stevie: If Mackenna saw what?

Stevie: Not everyone's as sweet as you!

Maisy: That's nice of you to say lol If it didn't work i would be devastated. but i like when you keep saying nice things about me. it motivates me to do more!

Maisy: loll i'll shower you with compliments all day. you're cute and intelligent, more badass than most people i've met.

Maisy: as productive as kicking me in the shins might be, i think i'd prefer to be pampered with kisses.

Maisy: We'll see! maybe you can pull her out of me with time. :p i say go for it! you'd look great with a sleeve!

Stevie: I'll send you a shower of compliments every time you send me a picture, sound good? I could also just go to the gym with you but I think I'd swoon too hard and hit my head against a weight or something and then I'd DIE and then my parents would hate you and that would suck!

Stevie: 😊😊😊 I forget how much I like being called smart tbh. I feel like I haven't gotten called that since like middle school lol.

Stevie: As fun as kicking people is, kissing you is funner.

Maisy: because i work out, like constantly! it's my entire life's goal: being a health mogul

Maisy: and might i say you are incredibly sexy, gorgeous, and beautiful 😘😋

Maisy: i've completely given up on studying. summer classes suck anyway.

Maisy: lol thank you for thinking /i'm/ the cool one, but spontaneity is so not my thing. i get enough recklessness from my brothers at home. but i love tattoos and i definitely want more.

Stevie: Well, it DEFINITELY works for you but I think you'd look amazing no matter what. I mean, have you SEEN your face? It's like a painting or something.

Stevie: You might! In fact, you can say that however much you want. I never get tired of it 😂

Stevie: Summer classes are the worst! If you need help studying, I can go hang out with you and kick you in the shins if you start ignoring your work though. OR give you little kisses when you finish an assignment.

Maisy: fair is fair. 😋

Maisy: [sends picture of herself]

Maisy: the spontaneity is inspiring, but i don't believe i could ever do that myself. when i figure out what i want to go with, you will definitely be the person i call.

Stevie: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaym

Stevie: 🥵🥵🥵 How do you always look so good?

Stevie: [selfie.jpg]

I feel like if I want to keep my boring-ass bank teller job -- which honestly, some of the time, I’m not sure that I do -- the right answer can’t be anything other than 0%. But let’s just say, hypothetically, that as someone who spends a lot of time in banks, stealing from one doesn’t seem that difficult. 

Honeydews, for sure. I hear a lot of people hating on them and I just don’t understand; they’re delicious! Plus, all melons are good melons.

I think they’re cute! Who doesn’t like looking at animals, right? I have a zoo date on the bucket list, actually.

Let's go one by one!

@wynnbellwether is my best girl friend and also incredibly hot. I'm kind of obsessed with her face and the weird brain behind it too.

@prncsscndi is so freaking beautiful and interesting and I want her to teach me how to drive and if she didn't have a bf, oh man.

@crisdubois is really opinionated and smart and that's honestly my favorite kind of person, AND she's hot, so I can't even.

@lagunadelmar is sexy as hell and she could step on me if she wanted to for whatever reason.

@maisy-macguffin is so so freaking pretty. I like looking at her a lot, I like talking to her just as much, and in general she's a ten.

@deliallyr is unrealistically beautiful. It's a delicate prettiness like an angel or something and I want to tattoo her real, real bad.

@annefitzherbert is fascinating and way too pretty. If she ever magically becomes not straight, I'm the first in line, bet.

@rosalienxthale 's face isn't fair to anyone else alive. I'm honestly sweating just thinking about her, whoops.

@richieforresterofficial is hot for a man, in a man way.

@malbfaery is so much prettier than we give her credit for. She rocks the purple hair better than anyone else could, it's really hot.

@gigiphilip, UGH. That's all I have to say, UGH, and KILL ME pls.

@margaritaflores is fucking beautiful as can be and feisty and interesting! Not to sound crass but me like.

And finally, the Waialiki twins. @leilaniwaialiki and @ariliki are two tall drinks of water.

I'm actually not good at driving, like, at all, but if I could drive, I'd rather be a fast driver than a slow one. If someone's driving me somewhere, I'd rather get where I wanna go as fast as we can. I grew up with a pretty fast driver as a dad so I'm kind of used to it.

I feel really proud, obviously. I think the best ones I've ever done are actually the ones on me, just because they have the most sentiment attached and I'm kind of a softie about that kind of thing, but also once I did a Sailor Moon tattoo on some extremely hot girl's entire back and that was a great fucking day.

Sleepy: Nothing's stopping me but this class! I have to at least wait until the lectures over. 😤

Uh… would that hurt? I’ve never gotten one, and to be honest, needles have always freaked me out a little bit. I hated when Kyo was doing shots in med school, he kept trying to talk me into letting him practice on me and said it would help my phobia too… which probably would have but no way was I letting him stab me a bunch. And that was way off topic, so pain level. How would you describe it?

I mean, yeah, it’d hurt a little bit, but it definitely doesn’t hurt as much as people think it does! I guess it kind of depends too though on like how much pain you can handle. Would you say you’re sensitive? Like, if someone spanked you, would it hurt or would it just feel like some pressure but not in a bad way? Either way, I’ve heard plenty of clients say it was way worse in their mind, and if you don’t look, you almost don’t feel it after a while.

Maisy: A picture, hm? 🧐 can't I have both?

Maisy: Do you have a design you want already? I only have the one so far. I don't think I'd mind the idea of getting another one.

Stevie: Sure, but only if you trade me a picture for a picture! It seems only fair, right?

Jane: You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask. It was truly the most bizarre thing I have ever witnessed.

Stevie: That doesn't sound bizarre to me! It sounds... kind of hot? Unless there were bees too. Bees are creepy.

Harper: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant and now I'm sad I don't have an elephant 😢

Stevie: Awww, I'm sorry, Harp! But hey, maybe you CAN get an elephant, just not in the way you expected. Like an elephant plushie would be cute, wouldn't it?

Holly: Scream I couldn't! I think I'd just die of jealousy! Lol you think? He's pretty smart and I was a little worried I may have been a little two obvi that I'm NOT with all the references, esp since /I/ haven't seen any of those places outside of a geniesearch!