Overthinking Is My Specialty

mutuals do this

me and the girls

will i ever fight for anything in my life as hard as the writers of “mamma mia here we go again” did to get the song “fernando” to make sense in the movie

Colin Firth is really out here living his best life in 2018, swinging around on a boat to Dancing Queen and Titanic posing with Stellan Skarsgard on the prow and still ending up drenched in a body of water while wearing a white shirt because he respects his own legacy. 

My favorite quote from him is something like “I’m well aware that if I changed careers today, became an astronaut, and was the first human to go to another planet, the headline would read ‘Mr. Darcy Goes to Mars.’”

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

if they were a true fan they would want more people to buy what they loved so it would keep going

it’s just like………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………the spell is on OUR house. We must lift the spell together, the spell is on OUR house.

2019 is all about grubcore. we’re talking freshly tilled soils. rotting tree bark. we’re talking forest floor duff. 2019 we’re writhing in the ground and eating dirt

Did Hozier write this

no i wrote it