embers

ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine

It is a shame how it carried on

THIS

sometimes i think the weirdest argument against astrology is that we can’t have the same personality as someone else as if people don’t relate to others and see themselves in others as well as fictional characters all the time. i’m sorry but we are really not that unique. i can’t believe that’s the argument so many people go with

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

The Money they lost goes to charity and cleaning the enviornment

do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

New York has a guy wearing rainbow tie dye outfit from hat to toe riding down the road on a unicycle with a boom box on his shoulder, you think people will care about the weird sparkly rich people? 

14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”

19th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with hysteria”

21st century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i don’t believe anything is wrong with you and won’t diagnose you”

That’s not entirely fair. Sometimes they also diagnose you as “fat.”

to this day i am flat-out stunned by the way the pirates of the caribbean theme PERFECTLY evokes a jaunty swashbuckler riding atop the bowsprit of a magnificent—yet foreboding!—18th century galleon, from whose mainmast the jolly roger flaps spectacularly in a high wind. like? how’d you do it? some cellos? how.

that’s hans zimmer baby

Oop

-cooking your own food is seen as a sign of “worldliness” if you’re rich.

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th