sneaky pete's cat carlos

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

@unsettlingstories

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

Wow who made this

This bumps 🔥🔥

THIS IS REALLY FIRE

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

I think this is the only time in the show’s history that Hannibal was truly thrown by something a guest said.

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

(protects him)

I FUCKIN love him

Hell yea…….. sonic hmu