adam

guess who’s scared shitless of what’s coming next

sometimes i wish my parents didn’t gaf abt me so i could drink and do whatever i want

trans clown getting top surgery and the surgeon pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u