??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

please share the truth about our marsupial helpers!

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

@milkbeam

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

You could put a Skittle in there

hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think it’s time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say “ha. that’s the gay number :)” so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions

Researchers looking at female critters beautifying themselves and going “Hm, must be for a man” on zero evidence is the single most realistic thing Pokémon has ever done.

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

message to all babies: think before you think

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

Important context: they’re married to each other.

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.