SON OF A NUTCRACKER

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

Where the thick boys at, hope y’all had a good day, looking like a big ol cute ass teddy bear I love y’all

*has no desire to go through anyones phone*

Your significant other… is a goldfish

Explain?

A snack that smiles back

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

Eventually you hit that point where you’re no longer interested in convincing people that how you feel and who you are is valid and decide that as long as you know your truth and what works for you, that’s what matters.

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Therapist: people are going to come and go that’s how life is Me: immediately starts crying