One day at a time

God I love how Donna and Ten at the start of Unicorn and the Wasp are like “1920′s party! HELL YEAH” and then they spend 99% of the time just gossiping with each other instead of, like, interacting

Mama Mia……..here I mf go again

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

The fools let me become an MD, and I didn’t even have to cheat.

Really, at this point Disney should just double down and cast Idris Elba as King Triton. I mean, they’ve already got him on a multi-picture contract, he’s an experienced green-screen actor (which is important because we all know “live action” means “90% CGI”), we have hard evidence that he can rock a big grey beard, and he’s literally the dadliest man in Hollywood.

He has the perfect voice for a sea king.

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

Happy one year anniversary of this post also fuck nazis and fuck Donald Trump

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke