Dips you into the river of hrt but I have to hold onto you to do so, so you end up mostly super happy and gender affirmed but you're REALLY dysphoric about your right ankle
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Dips you into the river of hrt but I have to hold onto you to do so, so you end up mostly super happy and gender affirmed but you're REALLY dysphoric about your right ankle

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you know how sometimes you like a ship so much you do a whole stage production with insane choreography and really cool puppets and angelic singing for it? some Australians definitely do!
A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?
bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one
i would really prefer a spoiler in this case
When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”
My Favorite Things [Explained]
:/ kinda mean hearted
if Hades 1 is about Zagreus and features Iliad characters, and Hades 2 is about Melinoë and features Odyssey characters, Hades 3 should be about Macaria and feature characters from the Oresteia.
Cause Macaria is the third main child of Hades (the other 3 possible ones being the Furies, but obviously they aren't children of Hades in the games) and the Oresteia takes place following the Illiad after Agamemnon's return from war. Like, if the themes of the first and second games are leaving home and then returning home, the third game could be existing within home and there's functionally a whole murder mystery plot happening and the Furies and Athena all get to be in on it as the judges and it can go all Ace Attorney. Especially cause "Goddess of blessed death solving a murder mystery" sounds REALLY fun. Clytemnestra and Agamemnon can be there. Skelly can be their divorce lawyer.

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assorted zagreus doodles from the past few months
small zagreus animation im working on……. look at the him smile………
I got to help this amazing couple at work. It was just pure chance, but I was who they walked up to. They said they wanted jewelry cleaned and that they had a hold they wanted to check on.
Let me set the stage. They were a couple in their fifties or so, he was wearing motorcycle leathers, he had skulls rings, tattoos; he was bristly and unshaven. She was dressed to the nines, full length dress, platinum blonde, $500 shoes, nails, all of it. The cognitive dissonance looking from one to the other was staggering.
She thought she needed to get her ring cut off, but I walked her through the best way to see if we could salvage it and we were able to get it off. I put it into the shop to be sized up, and then we got to work.
He handed me a solid gold pendant he’d been given from a mobster that was Jesus’ face with rubies for eyes and a ruby and diamond crown of thorns. (Dear god why didn’t they use any stone but rubies for the eyes?) And then they had me get their hold from the back. It was about 5k worth of diamonds in her ring, and an even thousand for his. It was for their 30th anniversary.
They left smiling and happy.
Today I had to call her and tell her that her ring couldn’t be sized up without destroying it, and that I’d have to specially order his ring in his size or we’d destroy that too. It’s a nerve wracking call to make, people can get so angry about bumps in the road.
But she just laughed and called me a dear. She came in bringing a small bottle of champagne for me and my girlfriend and we picked out a different ring to house her diamond. She radiated charisma and charm the whole time.
After a while she realized she didn’t have her car keys. She went outside to check on where she’d left them. After investigating she blithely came back in and asked for a step ladder so she could get through her sun roof as it turned out she’d locked her keys in the car. I loaned her one then she went and heisted her way headfirst into her own car while wearing a sundress. It was fucking hilarious and amazing.
While we were shopping afterward she was all sunshine, bubbles, and shoe recommendations. She told me that had brunch coming up with a frenemy and she needed her new ring to really hold its own.
Near the end she got quieter. She looked at me and told me she had almost gotten divorced from her rakish biker man. That she had filled out papers and everything. A new paramour had literally bought her a god damn house. But she realized she was still madly in love with him, and they had to make it work. And she told me they had to have a lot of talks, and communicate, that they’d allowed themselves to drift apart and that they made a choice to come back together.
I was obviously just hanging on her every word. I was walking her to the back to pay by that point and she hugged me, thanked me, and then turned her smile back on. Without missing a beat she turned and instantly overwhelmed my customer service rep by telling him she’d gotten in through the sunroof of her car without flashing anyone.
The most legit tags I’ve ever seen.
Dionysus god of wine, fertility, and festivity
(My favorite)

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giant metal ball from. ELDEN ring...kina sexy when ya think about it
Do you think...she likes girls ?? 😳😳😳
they should put a bomb collar on me tbh
can you just kill me next time
yeah? and?? I'll fuck his ball too
One must imagine Sisyphus in the cuck chair
One certainly must not but damn if it doesn't make it better
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Toddling about Olympus with Dad
Just a happy father with one (of his many) kids. Before he grew to heavy to pick up of course

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what if unicorn cowboy
btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros