Hoity Toilets

@hoitytoilets

Your guide to the most dapper crappers in PDX, Pacific Northwest and beyond! App coming soon! Submissions accepted through the link on this site or to HoityToilets [at] gmail.com -- from the lousiest loos to the most lavish of latrines! These boastful bathroom shots must be original or credited, taken before use, and must include venue and city. Reviews welcome as well, tell us your reaction to their restroom and we will share it -- for the good of the people! Please note in your submission if/where you would like credit given. Thank you for your submission to Hoity Toilets! *By submitting your material to Hoity Toilets, you are giving permission for Hoity Toilets to edit, publish and distribute at our discretion, Hoity Toilets does not knowingly publish copyrighted material without giving credit, please do not submit work that is not yours.

221 posts

Hi-Wheel Wine & Mead Co. in NE Portland, OR! Dookie details in this fabulous haven of fun fizzy wines!

#fizzywine #booze #pdx #hoitytoilets #bathroom review

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

The Florida Room, NE #PDX

#hoitytoilets #pdx #nopo

NXT Industries Lab, SE #PDX, OR. The office of #whiskeyelements #timeandoak -- this inspiring office boasts a spacious lavatory in the laboratory where they design incredible accessories for the #booze enthused.

#hoitytoilets #whiskeyelements #timeandoak

Lucky Horseshoe lounge on SE Clinton, Portland, OR

#lucky horseshoe #pdx #bar bathrooms #hoitytoilets

#hoitytoilets #bathroomreviews #gold #pills #glitter #poop

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

A pot shot of the mastermind behind Hoity Toilets, Kristina Von Kroug — traveling the world to document which way the water swirls, for the good of the people.

#cymagen #o Isaac white #Hoity toilets #hoitytoilets #toiletreviews #bathroomreviews

Thank you for this public service, @WWjchristD - Another site that captures the essence of PDX bar commodes so that we might each pick a better powder room.

#hoitytoilets #jacobchristopher #comedy #helium #bathrooms #barfly

Chateau Marmont Lobby Loo, Hollywood, CA

Shit at the Chat in style, then stay for awhile. This haunted hotel is hoity… Just think of all the non-bathroom activities that have occurred within these stall walls…

#chateaumarmont #hoitytoilets #travel #everybodypoops #cocaine

Midnight Espresso on Cuba Street, Wellington New Zealand The toilet entryway has these amazing black-light drawings from floor to ceiling. Impressive... The toilets themselves are clean aside from some graffiti and stickers (aka character). -Nicole, www.nicoleandrewsmusic.com

#nicole Andrews #wellington #hoitytoilets

The Jack London Bar, Portland, OR Curtain-off your coochie, the gentle breeze makes the experience even more outdoorsy, the way Jack London would have wanted it!

#hoitytoilets #jacklondon #portland #pdx #bathrooms

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Haunted bathrooms at The Stanley Hotel, Estes Park, Colorado - the faucets turn off and on by themselves! SERIOUSLY. You just put your hands anywhere near those damn faucets and water comes spilling right out like the pink slime from fucking ghostbusters. OBVIOUSLY SOME PARANORMAL SHIT GOING DOWN HERE! Spooky shitter for sure!

#hoitytoilets #travel #estes park #theshining #overlookhotel

39 Degrees Lounge at the Sky Hotel, Aspen, Colorado

A trendy toilet with exceptional lighting for the choicest of Après Ski defecation.

#hoitytoilets #hotels #travel #aspen

Free pee!

#Little Bird #pdx

The nicest smelling, and one of the cleanest gas station bathroom in the US!

Your nostrils are greeted in typical Midwestern style with the pleasant stench of sterility. A bold potpourri of bleach, fabric softener, and just a hint of Classic Minnesotan passive aggression!

Holiday, Woodbury, MN

#Hoity toilets #holiday

Psycho Suzie's, Minneapolis, MN

#psycho Suzie's #Hoity toilets #bathrooms #best of #mn

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Miller's Corner Bar & Grill in Columbia Heights. Minneapolis, MN MEAT RAFFLES Saturdays, 6:30

Secret single stall in the back of the Apple store at the Mall of America in MN -- why is the soap dispenser so far away from the sink (far right)? The world may never know...

Hoity Toilets @hoitytoilets - Tumblr Blog | Tumlook