"we wanna keep the price low enough where anybody and everybody is able to afford it" for an unnecessary $6 a month subscription from the mouth of someone who drives a tesla and wants to make a show where he judges whether a dish with edible gold and caviar on top of it is "worth it" while the majority of their audience is struggling to make rent is giving high key let them eat cake energy

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

@classicslesbianopinions please help give propaganda/analysis for Antigone the existing propaganda is so lacking! We can't let her lose to just "generic protagonist has bad things happen to him because he's the protagonist but it gets better".

look i don't have the energy to say anything super detailed right now but. how is antigone from my tragedies losing a tragedy poll to a guy from lego ninjago.

actually maybe i do have the energy. look i want you to imagine that literally everyone in your family is dead. your mother (who is also technically your grandmother) hanged herself when you were a small child. your father gouged out his eyes and also has died fairly recently. your brothers have coped with all of this by starting a war and killing each other. your uncle who is also the king won't let you bury one of them and you are LITERALLY about to die on this hill because it's the right thing to do but also because what the fuck else are you going to do with your life. literally all your role models are people who have died or killed themselves or killed each other. you don't see any future for yourself but death. you are going to make your death count. your uncle sends you a tomb with enough food and water to survive but by the time he realizes he was wrong and goes to let you out you've hanged yourself on your own wedding veil. you and your family become THE BLUEPRINT for tragedy. i don't care if everyone he loved dropped dead in a single second, you cannot convince me that a character from lego ninjago should win this poll

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic