EP 2

Kitten discovering that he has feet 

What is a Virgo like in a relationship?

A Virgo is a perfectionist, they like to get the feel of someone before they dive in, they’re careful and cautious because they want the relationship to be perfect and not have their heart broken. They’re very loyal and faithful in their relationship, so when they think you’re the one they probably won’t even take a second glance at anyone else. Usually they have strong, deep emotions that are hidden deep down under. They tend to be more verbal and actions in showing love than, presents and expensive dates. And lastly, they’re so cute and humble so a compliment from a significant other (or anyone really) can go a long way. 

Traits of Virgo’s ideal partner.

LOYAL

intelligent and able to carry out a debate

flirtatious

stable 

ambitious

Best Matches for a Virgo:

Taurus

Capricorn

Scorpio

Worst Matches for a Virgo:

Aries

Aquarius

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”

She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

Aries: Wolverine

Taurus: Hulk

Gemini: Batman

Cancer: Spiderman

Leo: Iron Man

Virgo: Wonder Woman

Libra: Black Panther

Scorpio: Deadpool

Sagittarius: Black Widow

Capricorn: Captain America

Aquarius: Storm

Hermione: image working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people

Pansy: ok

harry [on his 14 butterbeer]: ᶜᵒᶜᵒⁿᵘᵗˢ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵉ ᵐⁱˡᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᶠᵘʳ, ˢᵒ ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉⁿ’ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜˡᵃˢˢⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃˡˢ?

hermione: harry, what the fuck?