the darjeeling limited, 2007

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Show & Tell
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Love Begins
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Jules of Nature
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the darjeeling limited, 2007

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The Royal Tenenbaums, 2001
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) by Wes Anderson
I feel very strongly about edward norton in moonrise kingdom. he’s like..pathetic in a cute way and I really like that. like what if we ran off together like suzy and sam? that’s literally all a girl can ever dream of. I hate real men, why can’t they have whimsy like him?
don’t even get me started on jason schwartzman in this damn movie. yeah..it’s all over the screen..JOKING JOKING

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I WANNA PET ASH SO MUCH- Your blog has pretty colors BTW :3
THANK YOU!! THATS SO REALLL I LOVE ASH 😭 I feel so bad for him because I can relate to him so much (I too am unknowingly different at times)
anyway #justiceforash because he was legit replaced in his own home
hi, it’s me again. just wanted to say that i love your blog almost as much as i love wes movies; you make such insightful comments on each of the characters i can’t even believe it.
anyway, please could you write something for jack whitman? maybe something where him and reader meet on the train in india and have a cute little love affair? thanks!! <3
Elk Cracker—Jack Whitman x reader
summary: Jack finds you crying on the train, all alone. Love pursues.
a/n:..um brother I am SO sorry this took me like 7 months to write, I got logged out of this account and I couldn’t be assed logging back in. forgive me pookie. anywayyyy I hope the 10 people this will please love it!
warnings: his gf doesn’t exist or Rita( SORRRYYYYY), it’s pretty soft, talk about jacking off, crying, love, making out, Jack is as accurate as I could get him without being a creep, just flufff (for now), they get freaky at the end presumably, they just just met so it’s a tad awkward.
word count: 1.5k
From one Wes Anderson blog to another, thanks for helping keep this community alive I am so delighted whenever I see anyone else remotely Wes Anderson obsessed.
I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT. We need to help keep the Wes Anderson community alive because I swear to god his movies give me life. Something about them is just soooooooooooo unmatched by other movies.
I need him in a way that cannot be defined by modern language
REAL

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Jason Schwartzman is my Roman Empire.
WOOF WOOF BARK I need him so badddddddd :(
I feel silly posting this but I need to express my feelings I don’t care. I wanna give him head, that sounds so bad considering he’s nearly 2 decades older than me but um who really cares?
I watched Scott pilgrim last night and when I realised it was Jason playing that stupid little emo Gideon I DIED. My last 2 hours have been spent watching edits of Jason, I printed out photos of him and stuck them on my wall, I watched 1 hours worth of interviews just for him. And in all honesty..the reason I saw the new hunger games was because he was in it.. don’t tell anybody.
Also his hands are really hot. Usually hair on men’s hands make me feel gross, but Jason? I want them is inside me. WOAH WHO SAID THAT??!
thoughts on ed nort?
My main thought is “I need a hug from him.”
I don’t really have to think, I just know me and him are connected universally. He is so scrummy yummy, like I feel like he is soup (don’t ask where I got that annotation..) fourteen year old me used to watch fight club religiously..so when I started watching Wes Anderson and slowly figured Edward was a reoccurring actor..you can guess how ecstatic I was.
ALSO..his voice 🤤 I could listen to it for hours.. AND I MEAN HOURS. I think I have a voice kink..just for him. Is that bad..is it bad I find a man nearly 2 decades older than me hot?.. yeah probably but like who really cares? 😋
Alright..I gotta talk about this hottie.
He is SO bad in this movie. He’s an annoying prick who needs to back off, get a life, and forget the painting. Having said that..
I NEED HIM IN MY BED, like right now. I understand him, bro was just angry because he wanted some revenge and he craved the money. He was just being silly, guys. I’m going to be honest, when I first watched this movie whenever he was on screen I didn’t process anything he was saying and just stared at him THE WHOLE TIME.
You know the scene where he’s in the elevator with Agatha and there’s just a shot of his hand?:
I DIED, this is my Roman Empire. I can’t explain it, actually I can. I want that hand somewhere very particular..anyway! 😇
What’s a photo (Wes Anderson themed obvi 🤭) that makes you crumble to your knees
The raw masculine hotness cologne aftershave kinda stinky energy coming off this picture is crazy and it’s affecting me physically.
The Darjeeling Limited bts pic!
You already know what I’m thinking, let me be that motorbike right now. I NEED THEM ALL AT ONCE, I DONT CARE IF THAT WOULD HURT GIVE ME THEM
Okay..I got a little carried away there. Let’s talk about this photo a bit. Okay first off, Jason is so short it’s making me want to put him in my pocket. His hair in this movie never fails to make me laugh but also get on my knees and beg for him to notice me.
Secondly, Owen Wilson is looking pretty cutesy here..I mean he in the whole time but like he’s looking extra yummy in this movie. Smash.
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ADRIEN BRODY..he can beat me up, degrade me, spit on me, piss on me, run me over, ANYTHING, and I would still want him in my bed. Him in this movie is just chefs kiss..
If you haven’t watched The Darjeeling Limited you should, it’s entertaining asf and I’ve watched it about 50 times not even joking.
Asteroid City (2023)

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Alright, Alright..let’s talk about this man right here..
I love this man, I don’t know if I want to be him or be with him I genuinely cannot decide. He is me, I am him in every way. The author says he suspects Jean ain’t well paid, and neither am I, so..we’re soulmates.
He’s a lazy concierge, he’s dressed like he wants me to undress him and quite honestly he’s looking better than anybody else in that hotel.
I mean.. THAT HAIR? God, Jason Schwartzman ate the role up and even licked the plate clean. Every time I rewatch this movie I get excited when he comes on, I’m not really sure why maybe because he’s so cutesy 😗
Also that little bit of hair sticking up on his left is so hot, idek anymore
Honestly I don’t know what I’m even doing this is honestly just me impulsivity writing about stuff I like, kinda like a diary so feel free to ignore this. But..if you also like this mf here is a free lollipop: 🍭
Rushmore, 1998
If you kin this man we can be friends. Best friends. Nah I’m joking, he’s kind of an ass to be fair. But still, if you love Wes Anderson and like fan-fiction even better then you better buckle in because I will without a doubt become the most Wes Anderson filled blog you have ever seen.
If you want to rant about one of the movies, please tell me in my requests and I will rant right back at you. You want fan fiction written about one of the characters from his films? Request that bad boy and your wish is quite literally my command.
Me @ Wes Anderson: 🫶