Hockey-ref

"is it fun to win the stanley cup"

Courtesy of John Keating on Fox Sports Detroit.

“A shootout is like a peck on the cheek it’s nice but it’s over to quickly if you’re on the wrong end of it.”

“We will talk of petr mrazek. He had the shutout. They were able to contain McSavior (mcdavid)”

“You wanna love winning as much as that my pillow guy loves a good cuddle, apparently. And job one is to score more goals. The wings have scored 2 or less in 5 of their last 6 games. That’s not enough. You’re cuddling with a draft lottery if that continues.”

“And you could make this parallel. A hockey season sometimes has this in common with a consumed quart of Ben and jerrys. One of the main ingredients… is sadness.”

“It’s like finding a Hershey’s kiss in the toe of your Christmas stocking on the day after Christmas. Cool! Getting some offensive push from your blue line.”

“We like to think of it this way, when one of us gets a point an angel gets it’s wings. It’s why a lot of angels are face down these days.”

“Opinions are like belly buttons and iPhones. Everyone’s got one.”

“It doesn’t matter anymore because it’s water over the damn, the ship has sailed, its yesterdays news, it’s vanilla ice when it comes right down to it”

“I don’t wanna say it’s gone badly for me but social services stopped by the house for a welfare check.”

“We know this: Winnipeg can be colder than your ex-spouse’s heart.”