Denver😎

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

LEAVE HIM ALONE

@kafkamilktea

One Punch Blob

It never fucking ends

you like video games, shitty jokes, twenty one pilots and canada? yes? you’ll love my channel then

what if you mixed all of those?

That may be the best response ever

haha @soggiefries

Denny’s what in the actual fuck