eat so many shrimp, i got iodine poisoning

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

When i die donate my skateboard to science so they can do sick tricks

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “don’t wanna bother you” kinda person

you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves

Young men today being SHOCKED and APPALLED that the girls they're dating are reading dark romance like the closet in my grandma's spare room wasn't totally chockers with Mills and Boon books when I was a kid. "Our generation is RUINED because the young women are reading NASTY PORN" if you saw the shit 50 year old women were reading in the nineties you'd hurl.

Props to all the people in the notes reminiscing about which specific old woman relative's book collection was their smutty fic awakening

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws