half life vr V

the links below are all for the original hlvrv so aside from the rules they may be outdated

about 

rules

recap

reading in order (links won’t work on tumblr mobile)

hlvrv episode 1/ hlvrv

hlvrv epilogue/ in your dreams

hlvrv episode 2/ episode two

They later went home, and did NOT go their separate ways like a lot of fantasy stories do.

And they stayed friends for many years to come.

Leading Light successfully became a celebrity washout. He got no consequences for stealing Lady Gaga's entire discography. Him and his band are recovering slowly, but surely. They're learning what true love is again. And are happy.

Dr. Hypnos stole many McDonald's toys. He was later banned. She is happy.

Overlord got the Big Mac he was waiting in line for. He is happy.

DOG went on to share a fruitful partnership with the Love Letters, and his McDonald's is now an empire. DOG is happy.

The Y2K gang still isn't allowed on airplanes aside from Spork and Gordon B, and Joshua is taking his first computer science class this fall. They are happy.

The Swap gang finally got to see Swap propose to Neo. Their wedding was on a cruise ship they stole from the Merch team. They are happy.

The Worldstop household experienced an incredible popularity boom in Malcom's streams, thanks to Darnold agreeing to help him with some more insane things. Malcom and Darnold are now the Jerma equivalent of their world. Player is going to university, and is excelling in all his theoretical physics degrees, and are happy.

The Mad Science Team succeeded in taking over the world, and they made healthcare free for everyone, and made the world a kinder place. Doc also gave every Spiders 2 a funny party hat. They are happy.

The Admins kept gallivanting through space and having fun. Freeman aims to collect every game on the Nintendo WiiU. He is still 100 away. All of them are happy.

Capital M went on to win a Nobel War Prize for destroying property. She has upgraded her ship to have a self-serve ice cream bar and a bowling alley. Vil still has a complicated relationship with friendship, but vil is working on it and being kind to themselves while still being a supervillain. Vil also got a life-sized Eggman statue installed. He is happy.

The Merch Science Team is embezzling millions from Disney cruises after trapping them in a fake lawsuit. They ride the open seas and laugh knowing crime isn't chargable on international waters. They are happy.

Phoenix Wright got his badge back after proving Kristoph Gavin was guilty. He is happy.

GVRV is still stuck in Brazil.

This has been HLVRV.

....KARAOKE'S ON ME!!!

...Yes, I suppose in the end, the power of friendship really was magic-

Just fucking kidding that was the power of SWAG and ILLEGALLY MODIFIED JETSKIS.

we're aspiring entrepreneurs.

We're taking our first steps into being supervillains who are also functional people with a healthy platonic relationship!~

Look. It's going to be amazing.

We've got a brand name picked out and everything.

Actually, I think I might want to give it a go myself!~

Bah, we had our fun.

I think I wanna try running an evil cruise line next.

HAHAHAHAHAHA-

Seven runs off.

So, wait...

...I know WE have no business running an evil resort.

Nope- no. Don't- that's not what's happening.

This is almost as dumb as someone who keeps emailing me to tell me that Little Shop of Horrors Benrey is behind the Last Resort-

We thought we could conquer anything so long as we had our pride and each other, but...

...Guess we can't win everything.

...

...

Y'know... It's kinda funny.

ENOUGH!

Coomer gets up, parts of him sparking everywhere.

You want to get in our way?! FINE! LET'S SEE YOU TRY TO RUN THIS PLACE, SMART GUYS!

WE'RE OUTTA HERE!

The Merch Science Team all hurry out, clearly battered and humiliated.

Alright, guys!

On five!

One!

TWO!

Three...!

FO-OUR!

GORDON!

Oh, for fuck's-

FIVE.

They'll have to face against ME.