Ryland grace propoganda time
“Oh but voting for ryland grace isn’t fun, cause ryland gosling-“
get that idea OUT. Ryan Gosling is a conventionally attractive actor. Ryland Grace is a nerdy stubborn fuckin little guy who formed a codependent relationship with a rock spider and is so dumb when it comes to relationships he went out for platonic dinner with his ex’s friend every weekend for years.
this man is not some blonde hunk from the front of a Calvin Klein advert. This is an awkward middle school teacher. He is a loser and i have a list on why.
Unironically said “whomp, there it is” while giving an impromptu lecture to the entire world’s leading scientists
his immediate reaction to seeing an alien was to dance horribly and see if it mimicked him
if you don’t want him to be aroace there’s also markiplier
Or Stratt or carl or rocky or rocky and Adrian or mark fucking watney (it’s everybody)
There are currently 455 fics under the tag “ryland grace is a wet cat”
called a tube of gravy “better than sex”
named the medical robot Armando and thanks it
made rocky a paper hat for the top of his xenonite ball that said “savior of the world” and drew rocky lab goggles on his tunnel
wears shitty science pun shirts
wears his glasses so wrong it’s hard to believe they’re intact
Brought back hopecore and space and good movies all in one character
he is a loveable loser and deserves to win this.
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