Me, (taken from my submission into The Lovesick Bakery)
♡ ⸺ Names: The Cryptkeeper, Tristan, Trissy, The Garf Pope, Crypt, Wolfgang, Turkey, and Wolfie (Only my Doll can call me that♥️)
♡ ⸺ Birthday: The April rains wrought me.
♡ ⸺ Age: 26
♡ ⸺ Gender Identity & Pronouns: Man (He/Him)
♡ ⸺ Sexuality: Heterosexual
♡ ⸺ I am (Yandere/Darling): Yandere
♡ ⸺Taken forever by @embalmdoll 💜 They're mine, all mine ❤️
♡ ⸺ Small details about myself (interests and love language, for example): My love languages are quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation, and in a sense, obsession. I'm a writer of sorts with so many ideas that I never quite finish unless I put them on hold and comeback to them. I do Doctor Who stories mainly. I adore Doctor Who, Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT), Godzilla, Planet of the Apes, Alien vs Predator, Star Wars, horror movies, sci-fi, or pretty much any good story. You could hype me up to watch anything if you speak about it passionately enough. I was an English and Writing Dual Major so I'm also quite fond of the classics like The Great Gatsby, 1984, etc. I listen to all kinds of music like first wave, dark wave, prog rock, irish folk, newretrowave, big band, and above all else Zeuhl. Games I enjoy are Morrowind, Skyrim, No Man's Sky, Monopoly, UNO, Godzilla Save the Earth, Alien vs Predator (2010), etc. I'm also a dandy, so I very much have the second best eclectic fashion sense there is.
♡ ⸺ Extra information: I'm a divorcing dad. I have a chronic medical condition that's also caused me to be very anemic so I don't get to see my child too often. I got health insurance now so I'm getting medication to change that! I live in hell at my parents house with my cat, Nessie. I'm also an apestivist and atheist, so big on truth, skepticism, and science.
I'm also a Googledebunker, shout out to my boy, Milo, Miniminuteman. I got that hoodie as a father's day gift and it's still my only hoodie. Fuck conspiracies and pseudoscience, it's on sight with me. Same goes to the transphobes, sex and gender are not the same and I have the peer reviewed medical journals to prove it.
(Minors do not interact )
I also run the @roccotheciacat blog. Meow 😺.
Wurdah doïa ïtah
Things I Love: My Rabbit, My Daughter, and Cats.
