* O' DEATH !

    “… How could youse call my torta the SADDEST excuse for a sandwich? Are youse an idiot- wait don’t answer that. I already know the answer from the ten seconds we’ve been chatting.” Pulling back she leans herself against the bench she had been sitting in, squinting at the man now resting in front of her. It didn’t even phase her that they had never spoken before now, or met for that matter. All that got on her nerves was the fact he gave her food shit for looking ‘ ugly ‘. “Bet if youse tried it youse would take back that stupid comment in a heartbeat.” 

       -- ❝ you’re not thinking of eating that are you ? ❞ he doesn’t even bother hiding the SCORN in his voice as he looks down at the sandwich she held ever so carefully in her hands. it didn’t seem to matter that he’d encountered her solely in passing, or that she hadn’t even been paying attention to him until the moment he spoke up. regardless, he kneels down next to her, frown intensifying towards said food item the longer he stares at it, ❝ gotta say, that’s the SADDEST excuse for a sandwich i’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life. ❞

“ wha—HEY. ” matt’s never been shot in the head before——but hey, FIRST TIME for everything. probably not the last though.

he takes his aim and shoots in retaliation before ducking behind the closest car for cover !

        oh, & here’s a COME - BACK ! he sure hadn’t been expecting one so soon-- seen in the way he’s HIT square in the face, unable to react in time, ❝  ouch-- damn those HURT ! ❞

        guns on their own may be illegal out in public-- but NERF GUNS sure weren’t ! 

SIMPLE STARTERS  ⟡  ACCEPTING !

       – ❝ y’got some sort of NOTE stuck to the back of it– here, lemme get it for you. ❞ he starts as he gives the other a look-over. the moment he spots the post-it stuck at the back of the other’s shoulder, he reaches out to grab it, taking a second to READ its contents before scoffing. 

SIMPLE STARTERS  ⟡  ACCEPTING !

        – ❝ yeah okay, so maybe it wasn’t the SMARTEST idea i could’ve come up with– but you gotta admit, it was fuckin’ hilarious. ❞ it probably wasn’t smart. & no, it DEFINITELY wasn’t worth a try. 

❝what are you doing here?❞

❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞

❝why are you staring at me?❞

❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞

❝i think you dropped this.❞

❝here, i'll pay for that.❞

❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞

❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞

❝why are you doing this?❞

❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞

❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞

❝can you help me grab this?❞

❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞

❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞

❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞

❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞

❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞

❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞

❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞

❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞

❝so how long have you been working here?❞

❝how many of those have you had?❞

❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞

❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞

❝can you hear me?❞

❝i think you're on my foot...❞

❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞

❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞

❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞

❝why would you do that?"

❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞

❝hey are you ok?❞

❝do you live here?❞

❝are you third-wheeling too?❞

❝why are like this?❞

❝who did this to you?❞

❝who told you that?❞

       a looong prolonged silence before blue takes a small eraser and flicks it at stinger.  

                  ❝ oh, my apologies, i was aiming for the garbage can. ❞

        oh man, so that’s how it’s gonna be, huh ? catch stinger grabbing the nearest pillow & THROWING it at blue. 

DANDELION.     ↳  YOU ARE  :  scrappy and tough, you’re a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of person. you don’t give up easily and you often thrive in situations that others would find discouraging. you have an instinct to serve others and see yourself as most useful in times or places of crisis, but you may over rely on your toughness and forget how sensitive you really are.

NETTLE.     ↳  YOU ARE  :  truly a nurturing and supportive friend, you’re the kind of person that just isn’t for everyone. but those who take the time are rewarded with your gentle disposition, and the kind of friendship that does a person good no matter the difficulty they’re facing. when out of balance, you can become more prickly than supportive or nurturing, though—a sign that you need to shower yourself with the same kind of nurturing you so freely give to others.

SLIPPERY ELM.       ↳  YOU ARE  :  let’s just say you’re a vocal person. sure, that might mean you’re chatty. but it also means you’re the one humming in the hallway, singing in the shower, speaking your mind, standing up and shouting if need be to get yourself heard. you’ve got a voice and you know how to use it. inclined to speak up for the voiceless, defend the defenceless or simply bring joy to the joyless, you may have a tendency to overuse your voice.