PLZZZ could u write headcannons of all the Jackass guys when they have a crush on a girl??? <333
couldn't fight to save your life,
but you look so cool.
pairing(s)：jackass guys x gender neutral!reader
contains：fluff, slight nsfw.
a/n：hell yeah i can anon
summary：a collection of headcanons of the jackass guys if they had a crush on you.
⟡ tries to subtly impress you, whether it's showing his latest injury or bragging about something irrelevant.
⟡ he tries to act way tougher than he actually is around you: laughing off pain, flexing after doing something stupid, or pretending an obviously bad idea was actually genius. he's trying to be cool and absolutely failing, but in an endearing way.
⟡ if you're nearby, he suddenly becomes twice as reckless. not because he's trying to scare you, but because he genuinely wants you to think he's fearless. you probably end up having to talk him out of at least half the stunts he dreams up around you.
⟡ he'll joke loudly with everyone else, but when he turns to you, his voice unconsciously softens. his friends tease him about it, and he denies it with his whole chest.
⟡ he hovers, stretching an arm behind you, leaning on your shoulder, bumping you with his hip when he walks by. all totally "friendly," of course… except he lingers a little too long for it to be just friendly.
⟡ he stares at you when you talk. like really stares. he looks away only when you call him out, then denies it with the worst poker face imaginable. in fact, he's denying it with the goofiest grin.
⟡ is humour gets goofier, intentionally more absurd, just to pull a genuine laugh out of you. the sound is basically his favourite drug.
⟡ compliments you in the most ridiculous, poetic ways. "you look like if sunshine learned to walk." he means every word.
⟡ gets caught smiling at you from across the room and doesn't even try to hide it. he just waves.
⟡ he gets low-key competitive with anyone else you give attention to. he won't say he's jealous, but suddenly he's louder and pulling more stupid stunts to get your eyes back on him.
⟡ will immediately volunteer for the most dangerous option if he knows you're watching. he needs you to think he's hardcore.
⟡ calls you by a nickname that makes absolutely no sense, but it sticks because he only uses it when he’s being soft with you.
⟡ accidentally overshares about his feelings for you to the guys, then tries to cover it with "yeah, dude, they're just, like, super cool."
⟡ the type to get jealous over something, then try to make you jealous, then get pissed off when it doesn't work.
⟡ becomes a show-off the second you're around. suddenly he’s skating harder, pulling tricks he hasn’t landed in months, or trying to ollie over something he should not ollie over.
⟡ teases you constantly, but the moment you tease him back he gets flustered and tries to hide his smile by looking away.
⟡ films you randomly on his camcorder, claiming it's "for a bit," but really he just likes having you on tape.
⟡ gets jealous in the loud, obvious way: interrupting conversations, throwing an arm around you, or doing something stupid just to get your attention back.
⟡ shows up at your place unannounced with food, energy drinks, or something chaotic like a rubber snake "because you looked bored yesterday."
⟡ one minute he's teasing you mercilessly, the next he's defending you like you're royalty. he'll jump into a playful argument with you but would fight god if someone else said the same thing.
⟡ acts like he's not obsessed with you, but everyone can tell by the way he always sits next to you when he has a choice.
⟡ pretends to be unbothered when you compliment him, but his ears turn red every single time.
⟡ tries to impress you with dumb facts or weird party tricks he swears are cool.
⟡ is unintentionally protective - walking on the outside of the sidewalk, holding doors, carrying things for you - and acts like he doesn’t notice he’s doing it.
⟡ if you compliment him (on anything) he'll laugh it off in the moment, but the second you leave he's pacing, replaying the moment, telling his friends, or just grinning like an idiot.
⟡ tries to act chill around you but becomes wildly clumsy: drops things, trips, laughs at the wrong moment. it’s endearing chaos
⟡ gets flustered if you stand too close. he'll physically take one step back and then apologise for it.
⟡ remembers little details you tell him (your favourite snack, some offhand childhood story) and brings them up months later without even realising.
⟡ does that thing where he watches you laugh, forgets what he was doing, and then tries to play it off like nothing happened.
⟡ he brings you random things that made him think of you: stickers, snacks, a weird rock, whatever. he'll play it off like "I just had it lying around," but he very obviously picked it out for you.
⟡ sends you goofy selfies at random times just to make you smile.
⟡ you'd be speaking to him and hear the rest of the guys giggling from behind you until ehren tells them to "shut the fuck up."
⟡ will quietly place himself between you and anything dangerous during stunts, even if it means he’s the one who’ll take the hit.
⟡ gets extremely shy when you compliment him.
⟡ is incredibly sweet around you. his voice softens, he becomes extra polite, and he'll do anything to make sure you’re comfortable.
⟡ laughs a little too hard at your jokes, even the small ones, because he genuinely adores your sense of humour.
⟡ gets nervous when you compliment him and immediately changes the subject out of embarrassment.
⟡ always tries to be helpful - carrying things, offering his jacket, giving you the better seat - small gestures that show he cares.
⟡ absolutely melts if you hug him. he'll replay it in his head for days.
⟡ makes you laugh constantly - witty comments, funny voices, little pranks - he loves being the reason you smile.
⟡ gets this mischievous glint in his eye whenever you're around, like he's planning something fun just because he knows you'll enjoy it.
⟡ pokes fun at you in that affectionate, best-friend way, but secretly checks your reaction every time to make sure he didn't go too far.
⟡ he immediately dials your number when he has free time.
⟡ surprises you with small, thoughtful gifts - a cool sticker, a piece of candy, a funny keychain - claiming he "just saw it and figured you’d dig it."
