Where A Small Kitten Breathes

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

Posts where women are intentionally dumbing themselves down "hehe I'm too stupid for news and depend too much on other people to keep me updated" (an actual post I saw from a THIRTY EIGHT year old woman moments ago) and men who support this intentional stupidity are actually really disgusting anymore. It's beyond a kink in this current political climate and I'm really struggling to justify keeping some of these blogs on my follow list. Now is just not the fucking time, they went to take away our right to vote and y'all think its cute.

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

REBLOG if you want NSFW anons

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

the problem is that a lot of people think that the evil of eugenics is "playing with forces of nature man was not meant to meddle with" and not the whole cohercion and killing and mutilation of people

Please fall in love with someone who genuinely wants you, patiently waits for your messages, understands you even in your shortcomings, and talks to you after a fight. The right person sees the mess and the moods but still chooses you.

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

And before you shut your eyes tonight, I want you to remember something for me. You are so much more than your anxiety and depression.

Some girls want flowers. Some want bruises shaped like your hands.

Guys despite what looks pretty on the internet make sure to choke your subs from the base of their neck. You’re trying to make them soak themselves and turn their brain off by cutting off just the tiniest bit of blood circulation by pressing your fingers against their arteries in their neck as you look them deep in their needy eyes, you’re not trying to prevent them from breathing or close their windpipe, which could cause permanent damage. Good talk, be safe.

Also if you have asthma, making all breath play unsafe, having a hand curved just under your jaw, no pressure at all on your neck but with that gorgeous LIFT against your jaw can be pretty fucking amazing.