a shit ton of lines from different vines.
‘ look at all those chickens. ’
‘ i’ve always wanted to do this! ’
‘ i fell down the stairs. i hate when nobody shares. ’
‘ can you tell me a bedtime story? ’
‘ bro, you can’t tell anybody. ’
‘ yeah, i’m good. i’m just happy for you.’
‘ dude, it’s like we kissed! ’
‘ oh, my god. we just locked eyes. ’
‘ i got bit by a spider. it gave me superpowers! ’
‘ i’d be a unicorn. because no one believes in me. ’
‘ the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth! ’
‘ well, i don’t have to do anything except pay taxes and die. ’
‘ girl, you look fierce today! WE LOVE IT. ’
‘ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? ’
‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’
‘ i’ll beat your ass if that’s a ticket. ’
‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does. ’
‘ you better STOP YELLING. ’
‘ your secret’s safe with me. ’
‘ and we are two very supportive guys. ’
‘ MY BEST FRIEND POOPED HIS PANTS! ’
‘ honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’. ’
‘ fuck you, that’s why! ’
‘ yeah, no shit, honey! ’
‘ today’s forecast. we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. fucked. up. ’
‘ is that a weed? i’m calling the police! ’
‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’
‘ i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party. ’
‘ i’m doin’ just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’
‘ oh my god, why can’t you just take the fricken compliment! ’
‘ and they were roommates! ’
‘ you remember one time i liked you? ’
‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch. c’mon. ’
‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’
‘ the yo-yo master did not answer. he just kept on yo-ing ’
‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
‘ welcome back to me screaming. ’
‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. ’
‘ babe, are you serious? ’
‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room. ’
‘ NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! ’
‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD. boogie woogie woogie. ’
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