#robingone

    “  what the hell have you gotten yourself into now?  ”  baffled by default in the presence of jason todd and his antics, there’s never a dull moment every time they meet. zee moves to greet the vigilante, staring at the very obvious crimson helmet and a sigh of distaste spills from her lips,  “  if you’re gonna make an entrance, gimme a call first.  ”

              whatever you do to me

                      ━━ I CAN TAKE IT!!

                    The medical table offered no give when Harleen was thrown onto it. The back of her head hit the brushed steel && hands too big to fight off held her down. && her chest was heaving, head was reeling from BLUNT trauma as a daunting figure attached to a familiar SMILE stepped around the side of the table with ECT paddles in both hands.

SHE BLINKED—— - && when those electric blue eyes open, he’s on top of her. The goons had gone, but it didn’t matter. She was strapped down. && he’s smiling— - always SMILING - — with a knife between his teeth.

     “ —— Let’s have some FUN. ”

A swell of despair—— - of RAGE - ——hit Harley like a brick wall. She knew what was coming; what always came next. Because this had never been a LOVE story && there’s a crowbar in her hand. . .

Her arm swung in one, mighty swoop && Joker disappeared. Replaced with Jason in time for her bat   (Good-Night Sally)   to collide with the side of the former Robin’s head. The bat let out a sickening KRAKK where it met his skull && by the time she was up on her knees, that familiar shade of GREEN was staring her down again. Grinning && eager to offer up a dare because he thought SHE WOULDN’T DO IT.

So, she raised Sally over her head. With a snarl showing teeth like the cornered animal HE had turned her into, she lifted that SMILING bat with both arms && a wrathful intent to KILL.

harley && jason arguing very aggressively && completely in spanish.

the first time jason actually lapses into spanish during an argument, not only does harley completely understand him, but she throws it right back without missing a beat (much to his mild amusement/surprise).

spanish lullabies when one or both of them isn’t doing too hot/are in need of comfort.

harley completely forgetting commonplace words like “shelf” && describing them instead, in spanish, like “the thing you hang on a wall to put shit on” && jason finds it fuckin’ hilarious.

jason: dramatic flair

jason: no one likes a snitch goddamn

well uuuh Jason in skin tight Nightwing costume can kill any man