I'm Remi

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

hm. didn’t want to see this

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

Spider-Verse really did completely reset my bar for movies. Like I remember the first time I saw it I was actually doing a double-feature at home with Wreck-It Ralph 2 because I hadn’t caught either movie in theaters. I chose to watch Spider-Verse first and that was it. Everything changed when the spider nation attacked. Ralph 2 was good yeah but in that situation it seemed so Completely Mediocre. EVERY MOVIE I’VE SEEN SINCE THEN I’ve been like “yeah this is good but it’s not the what’s up danger scene” and that’s that on that

I used to think my life is a tragedy, but now I realize it's a family film where you can hear what the dog is thinking and he's voiced by Seth Rogen because it's actually an ironic parody of dog movies and the dog swears and smokes weed