romantic bitch syndrome (self dx)

as the french say, merci goku

When I see folks didn’t like Deadpool, I’m like whatever. People like different things. I don’t even like Deadpool as a character but the movie was dope. Anyway, if you didn’t like it because it was short or it felt cheap and underdeveloped, that’s because it was. It was kinda set up to fail. They were given the greenlight the way an impatient parent says ‘fine you can have a dog but if it pisses on the rug, I’m gonna shoot it.’ They had less than a year to complete the movie and were given a budget of 58 million when the average superhero movie budget is between $150-250 million. AND Fox had the nerve to take money out of the budget so they had to write around the money. So Deadpool only having a few bullets? Budget. Forgetting his guns in the car so he can’t use them in the final fight? Budget. Only 2 low profile X-men around, one of which had never been seen before? Budget. And they still managed to make crazy amounts of money and break all kinds of records. I just feel like it’s worth knowing whether you like it or not because I ended up liking the movie a lot more after knowing what they were working against. Deadpool is like the indie movie of this superhero shit

Hey guys look at this damn film nerd

Look at this film nerd pointing out this massive SUCCESS STORY.

Bonus points for Deadpool making massive amounts of money despite being released in a fucking DEADZONE and being rated R. An R rating automatically limits the audience, so it was basically kneecapped from the get-go because fewer people would even be able to see it. Releasing the movie in fucking February was a damn near deliberate attempt on its life. February is where movies go to die, ok, even the cheesy date movies don’t always make it out alive. They didn’t want this movie made in the first place, greenlit it to stop the nagging, gave it a ridiculously tiny budget and then CUT IT DOWN EVEN MORE later on forcing several very hurried bits of rewriting (this is where a few extra digs at the studio were added, because they fucking deserved it), tried to argue against an R rating and when that failed, they tried to kill it by dumping it in the fucking release date graveyard. And it still made ridiculous amounts of money. That’s like winning the Kentucky Derby on a 3-legged donkey; “Massive success” is a bit of an understatement.

Which is a PERFECT story for Deadpool - the fucker no one wanted who dug in and survived. My hero.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

man, no. 6 really hits all those good tropes. belligerent romantic tension. romance between foil characters with contrasting ideals. a moral struggle. bed sharing. lovable morally grey rogue. romantic waltz. hurt/comfort. dramatic goodbye kiss. ‘don’t fuck with my boyfriend.’ dystopian utopia. apocalyptic gays. it truly has it all

March 31st is Transgender Day of Visibility. To all my trans followers: be proudly visible! Be unapologetically visible! Be unbearably visible! Be inescapably visible! Shine so bright that transphobes cannot look away from your light and weep as their retinas start to burn!

You owe us nothing. We owe you so much.