HiPPO 'Critic' Al

And now a word from my sponsor, the cannabis plant.

Characters from both DT and MACVILLE Universes.

DT (Donald Trump Universe)

My entry about Donald Trump won the Short Film Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival this year.

One of the judges reportedly said, “Though it was the shortest film in the festival’s history to ever win, it was a masterpiece made with one brilliant brushstroke.”

Kayleigh McEnany also mentioned my film on Fox News, saying that it was “utterly offensive poop”, and that she’s “never seen a ‘D-word’ that looked like a potato, or a rocket ship.”

When they went to commercial, McEnany’s mic was still hot and it caught her joking that she has, however, “seen a few that looked like White Buttons.” She then whispered, “Donald, Don Jr., and Er…” before the broadcast was cutoff.

spoofART… The coup, coup clockers. Their mind-altering substance produced an insurrection. [Bleee] [Bleeeuuurrr] [Bleeeuuurrrggghh!]

•••SEE A DOCTOR IF YOUR INSURRECTION LASTS LONGER THAN 4 HOURS•••

(clocker - drug pusher)

I couldn’t help myself. I’ve been looking at a lot of Julian-esque coin logos while researching cryptocurrencies. Naturally, that exploration made me think about bubbles, and that gave me a rick in my neck.

See? Julian, Bubbles, Rick…y.

It’s the “Dung of a New Era”. Guano mining meets Guanocoin mining. Genius!

And, no, I haven’t gone batshit crazy—boobies are involved too. Tits, eh, not so much. Birds, FYI. Boobies are birds, and so are tits.

DISCLAIMER: Wholly crap. I made it up. It’s just a joke about cryptos.

But then again, so was Dogecoin.

Get it? An embarrassment?