#reeferafriend

He explained, “We are going after the source of opioids. We are going after asteroids and, perhaps more importantly, meteoroids. They’ve been bringing the dangerous drug… very dangerous… the worst… and I don’t even have to tell you… and they’re bringing it to Earth. For far too long. Too long. Since the beginning of recorded history, maybe. And nobody… nobody’s done anything to stop them. Nobody. Until now. I’m the first and only one. Space Force! When I thought about it, let me tell you, I looked up into the sky… and… Zing! A sign… I looked up, and I saw a comet. Zing! Right by. Am I right? My right hand to God. To be honest, my first thought was that it was a ballistic missile and that our country was under attack… I said, Gimme the "football.” I said, Where’s my “football?” And then I was told that it was a comet, of course. Of course. I knew that already, of course. And I thought, comet. Comet? Come t. Come T. Well we’re coming, alright. Message received. Space Force!“