stop right where you are, fella

Obsessed with ponty getting depressed about not advancing fast enough in his career after only two days on the job it's just so. Especially considering he literally got a promotion on his first day like he's on some serious hustle culture bullshit

Why is ponty always getting up in the personal space of men in positions of authority over him. I mean same but diva show some fucking decorum in the office

Anyway. I fear that if ponty lived in the 2020s and not the 1960s he would probably unironically say shit like rise and grind. And I hate that for him

Okay anyway as I was about to say before I got insanely distracted by playing the harmonica,,,, I fear I've returned to my roots of watching something and then like a day later putting a character from it on the f/o list because. Well I just think ponty is neat 🥺

I sure hope my family appreciates the world's worst rendition of piano man I've been giving them for the past like. 20 minutes. Because there's absolutely no way they aren't hearing this harmonica blaring through the walls

My boyfriend bought me a harmonica as a gift????????? For some reason???????

Sputters and coughs. Thinking about chris reeve clark asking for half of his paycheck to be sent to his mother,,,,,, that's so cute I'm gonna start clawing my skin off

Anyway speaking of my f/o list I'm about to be so so brave updating it,,, aka finally actually putting max on the list fr bc I've been thinking of him as an f/o for like two months and at this point it's getting kind of ridiculous that he's not actually listed

In theory I'm cool with the idea of a discord server having a big list of everyone's f/os and their sharing statuses so that people who are nonsharing can avoid doubles of certain f/os,,,, but in practice I could literally never actually join a server that did that because my f/o list would probably account for like half of that server-wide list and I just could not handle the embarrassment of seeing anything overrun with evidence of my terrible taste and slutty whoreishness I would actually rather die

it was all over for me as soon as I saw the movie version of ponty. He's got dimples and a gap in his teeth,,,, those are like the two cutest things I think a person can have

Besties if you ever feel bad about yourselves at least take solace in the fact that you aren't me because what do you mean I had food delivered and then let it sit outside for like 25 minutes because I had too much anxiety over the fact that I would have to walk past and be seen by literally two people in order to get it so I had to spend all that time psyching myself up for it

Chat we've gotta find a way to keep me from crushing on guys with stupid names because. What do you mean I like a guy named pierrepont. What the fuck kind of name is pierrepont

Why am I always specifically finding some dumb shit people are doing with my jewish f/os,,, because. Girl help. The fucking fic i just stumbled across that begins with max going to mass because his grandmother convinced him to 😭😭😭 like I just don't know about that actually